• I would like a tornado, a bit of upset that's obviously not my fault.
  • It would be nice to have the house burn down and not be the one who left the candle burning.
  • If only the bridge would collapse when I was nowhere nearby, not even thinking of it.
  • Of course, I don't want anyone to be hurt.
  • Maybe I could fall down and break my leg - a pain totally unrelated to you and wholly unforseeable. That would be nice.
  • Or a sudden snowfall, now, in May - that would be a surprise - that would be distracting. No one would ask about hearts. The snow doesn't care about hearts.
  • Of course, I'd like not to care about hearts. But maybe that's a lie.
  • To ask myself for the truth and actually get some.
    No one trusts a natural disaster.
  • I would like to have someone to give a wish list to.
Nobody's got that power.