The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life (person) by DJuxtaposition

Strom, right? This node's about Strom. He's so old that it seems like he should already be in the ground, but he's not. I'm sure that if he had a full realization of just how old he is, and stopped marrying women in their 20's, he'd be able to get a lot done in the senate simply by beating people with sticks and screaming "back in my day" at the top of his lungs whenever they convene. I'm sure they'd get a lot of weird laws passed, but ol' Strom wouldn't lay the smack down hard enough to hit you in the home, now would he?

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