A
humor newspaper in
Cornell University written in the style of
The Onion, which was in turn originally copied the style of various
college humor papers. The official name of the newspaper is:
Ye Olde Cornell Lunatic
It is an excellent paper, providing insights into politics both national and local, Cornellians, jokes on the schools (e.g. Human Ecology pickup line - I'm HE! Let's fuck!), and other obscene humor, usually related to S&M, sodomy, incest, etc. or how much Cornell sucks.
Unfortunately, the paper takes way too long to write and we are only blessed with one issue every 2 or 3 months. And they are perpetually short of funds. Oh well, back to the Virtual On machine and Everything for entertainment. Stupid Ithaca weather.