(This story is currently circulating by email.)
The first Jewish woman President is elected. She calls her mother: "Ma, I've won the election. You've got to come to the Inauguration!"
"I don't know, what would I wear?"
"Don't worry, Christian Dior is designing a dress just for you."
"But I only eat kosher food."
"Ma, the Rabbinical Assembly is sending a mashgiach to kosher the entire White House."
"But how will I get there?"
"I'll send Air Force One to pick you up."
"But where will I sleep?"
"You will sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom and I'm having a mikvah built just for you."
"OK, OK, if it makes you happy, I'll come."
The great day comes and Mama is seated between Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott and House Speaker Dennis Hastert in front of the Capitol.
Mama nudges the senator and says; "See that girl up there with her hand on the Bible?"
Senator Lott says, "Yes."
"Her brother is a doctor."