"Goth As Fuck". A phrase implying that the subject, usually a person seen passing ethereally through the smoke-machine mist, is bleaker than
Sylvia Plath, cooler than
Lestat, deeper than
Neil Gaiman, undeader than
Bela, more decadent than
absinthe, etc. ad infinitum. May imply that the subject is, in fact,
Andrew Eldritch,
Peter Murphy before
Bauhaus's original breakup, or a close relative of one of the above.
This word may be used seriously or sarcastically by very, very old-school Goths who never bothered with the all-black uniform because they were too punk to be bothered, or net.goths who found it in a jargon file somewhere in the Webring for Really Angsty Teens. I've never used it in conversation. Honest.