With the latest round of viruses spreading like wildfire I thought I'd node the filk I wrote for the last round...

Bye Bye Mail
To the tune of Bye Bye Love by the Everly Brothers


CHORUS
Bye bye mail
Bye bye MP3s
Hello misery
I think I'm gonna cry
Bye bye mail
Bye bye jpegs too
What am I gonna do?
I feel like I could die
Bye bye e-mail, goodbye

There goes the network
The server failed
The BOFHs are screaming
Want me impaled
It said "Love Letter"
Of course I read
It would be better
If I was dead

CHORUS

I'm through with romance
I'm through with love
I caught a virus
Oh Gods above
And the main reason
Why I'm so blue?
That blasted e-mail
Was sent to YOU