A filk, based on
Sixteen Tons as sung by
Tenessee Ernie Ford
Some
noders think that gods is made outta gel
Others say they're spawned in a
censorship hell
But gods're made of toilin' and
blood and
fire
A will that's strong and a burnin'
desire
You nuke sixteen nodes, what do you see?
A new pile of downvotes and a link to "
Nazi"
But you keep right on shovelin' that
crap away
E2's gonna be
perfection someday
I logged on one mornin' when the
sun didn't
shine
I killed fifty write-ups 'fore the clock hit nine
I nuked a hundred
nodeshells, took a break at ten
And then
dem bones said "now, just do it again"
You
nuke sixteen nodes, what do you see?
A new pile of downvotes and a link to "Nazi"
But you keep right on shovelin' that crap away
E2's gonna be perfection someday
I logged on one mornin', it was drizzlin'
rain
To a new bunch of
insults bein' hurled at my name
But I was raised in the nodegel by
Lord Brawl and
dannye
Cain't no loud-mouthed
troller make a weaklin' of me
You nuke sixteen nodes, what do you see?
A new pile of
downvotes and a
link to "Nazi"
But you keep right on shovelin' that crap away
E2's gonna be perfection someday
If you're nodin'
drivel, better step aside
A lotta folks didn't, a lotta nodes died
The gods are made of
iron, the
editors steel
If the first lot don't get you, then the next one will
You nuke sixteen nodes, what do you see?
A new pile of downvotes and a link to "Nazi"
But you keep right on shovelin' that crap away
E2's gonna be perfection someday