Thanks to the horny e2 portland conflagration, I was infected by this lovely lovely meme.

I then passed it on to my friends in Wisconsin over spring break. One of these friends has (sigh) scanned in the results.
Observe and be frightened:
http://www.uwm.edu/~mrjoe/epyc/index.html
(Be warned, there is "rude" language.)

My personal favorite?

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Only thing I could never stomach about Santa Carla... All the damn vampires.

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Calm down Styles (from Teenwolf); I, Michael J. Fox, will use my powers of lycanthropy to overcome that lame-ass vampire.

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Function: Activate eye tazors.

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Ow! Your heat-vision hurts me greatly!

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Radioactive free-floating eyeballs to radioactive human to steaming dung: The life story of Martin Short.