professor (person) by EverybodysCyclopedia

Professor. (1) One who professes or makes open and public declaration of his sentiments, opinions, belief, etc. (2) One who makes a public profession of religion in those churches where such a rule prevails instead of confirmation. (3) One who teaches any art, science, or branch of learning; specifically a person appointed in a university, college, etc., to deliver lectures and instruct the students in any particular branch of learning; as, a professor of Greek, a professor of theology, etc. By common use, the title professor has become greatly abused, and is assumed, not only by teachers of music, dancing, drawing, etc., but even by quacks, conjurers, teachers of boxing, animal trainers, etc.

Professors who have contempt for their students	A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with	tenured graduate student	Why you don't deserve to be a professor
Choosing and applying to a Graduate School	Professor Emeritus	The Unspeakable Vice of the Greeks	Graduate school
Tenure	Professor Plum	erudition	The roots of violence and crime in society lie beyond the stereotypes
Professor Bobo	Over-educated Supervillains	Professor Frink	college
December 21, 2003	Surviving college	The Absent-Minded Professor	American Underworld Dictionary
What happens when we die?	panhandler