Professional wrestler.

Monty Sopp (no, really) was born on November 1, 1963 in Austin, TX.

His gimmicks in his 'wrestling' career include one half of the Smoking Gunns (terrible tag team from the mid-Nineties, the other half of which was Bart 'One Punch And I'm Unconscious' Gunn), Rockabilly (terrible sidekick to the Honky Tonk Man), 'Bad Ass' Billy Gunn (one half of legendary tag team the New Age Outlaws, and the only time Monty has ever been over in his life), 'Mr. Ass' Billy Gunn (the second worst King Of The Ring in history), 'The One (With No Talent)' Billy Gunn, and most recently Billy Bitchcakes (as Awesome King Edge dubbed him).

Sopp is possibly the least-deserving wrestler on the WWF roster. He has the physique to be a main-eventer, but none of the other attributes required. He injures other workers. His hand shakes with nervousness when he is on the mike (why, Billy? It's not as if anyone cares about your monotonous promos). And not even Chris Benoit could drag a good match out of him.

He's my favourite wrestler.