(thing) by Footprints Tue Jun 26 2001 at 14:50:19
What does E2 not have that all major newspapers have? (except a horoscope, comics, a sports section, news reports, reporters.... okay, okay, enough already! We get the point!) That's right: a crossword puzzle. So I bring you the first E2 crossword puzzle:

The First Fantastic E2 Crossword Puzzle

Okay, forget the fantastic part.

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Across

1. I would not serve this preserved vegetable at dinner (6,6)
7. This does not make a good bra (4,4)
10. the wandering jew (initials) (3)
11. You can node like this with Chatterbox (2)
13. The cool stuff on the front page (5)
15. Everything Version (3)
16. I can do this 3 times a day (5)
19. Specializes in Ninja Perl Action(4)
20. What soy makes you (6)
21. What Cool Man Eddie, TheBooBooKitty and The Oolong Man have in common (2)
22. This crushes enemies (3)
24. Inexperienced noder (6)
29. The other thing that you can eat and gets noded about a lot (4)
30. We'll do this when we die (5)

Down

1. These ideas have already occurred to others (7)
2. You do not need this to produce infinite power (3)
3. He whose name shall not be mentioned (4)
4. Plays Eat poop you cat (6)
5. Almost killed herself masturbating (7)
6. It is of utmost importance that you do this to yourself (5)
8. The Canadian foetus (6)
9. When you'll get all your votes back (8)
14. Award winning (initials) (2)
16. According to Webster 90210, this is "an obs. form of began, imp. & p. p. of Begin" (3)
17. How you log when you enter E2 (2)
18. These nodes fucking suck (4)
21. Or you can node like this with Chatterbox (3)
23. There are this many dem bones on E2(3)
24. Am I the greatest or am I the greatest? (2)
25. Short form of editor (2)
26. leary's initials (2)
27. electricsound (initials) (2)
28. The way you are going to vote on this w/u (2)

Please keep in mind this isn't supposed to be hard. It's just supposed to be fun. And I wish to apologize for a couple of things:
1) I'm sorry that some of the clues are so lame.
2) I'm sorry my ASCII art sucks so badly. All I can say for in my defence is go look at Pseudo Intellectual's ascii hat.

For the solution, click here.

I like it! 1 C!