My
brother invented this
lyric at a very
young age:
Randolph the Green-Nosed Tuna Fish
Randolph the green-nosed tuna fish
Had a very slimy nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it's gross!
All of the other tuna fish
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Randolph
Join in any tuna fish games.
Then one soggy Fishmas Eve
Swordfish came to say
Randolph with your nose so green
Won't you guide my submarine?
Then all the tuna fish loved him
And they shouted out Whoopee!
Randolph the green-nosed tuna fish
You'll go down in fish story!