scatological (idea)

E.g. Scatological humour usually refers to jokes about shit.

The following would be a perfect example...
(from at least a dozen emails I've had at various times..)

• Taoism: Shit Happens.
• Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
• Calvinists: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
• Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
• Celtic Paganism: Irish Shit.
• Christian Scientists: God will cure this shit.
• Confucianism: Confucious say: "Shit happens."
• Episcopalianism: Think their shit don't stink.
• Hare Krishnas: Shit happens rama rama.
• Hinduism: This shit happened before. (This shit will happen again)
• Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
• Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
• Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
• Quakers: Do not shit. (Or so they say)
• Satanism: God is shit.
• Seven-Day Adventists: No shit on Saturdays.
• Transcendental Meditation: Om mani padme shit. (Their shit floats)
• Unitarianism: Get into everyone's shit.
• Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
• Zoroastrianism: Shit only happens half the time.

• Atheism: I don't believe any of this shit.
• Agnosticism: I don't give a shit.

• Determinalists: You're destined for this shit. (This shit's for you)
• Sophists: How much will you pay for this shit?
• Stoics: This shit is good for me.

• Archaeologists: Old shit.
• Marines: Tough shit.
• Proctologists: see Unitarians
• Scientists: What is this shit? And can we reproduce it?

• Genius: No shit.
• Idiot: What the fuck?

• Germany: Scheisse geschiet.
• Kentucky: And the pope shits in the woods.
• New York City: Eat my shit.

• Gurps: You can represent shit with a bell curve.
• AD&D: More shit than in any other product line.
• Vampire: Shit hides in deep, dark places.
• Werewolf: Better shit than pollution!
• Mage: Shit is relative; it's all in how you look at it.
• Castle Falkenstein: This shit is steaming.
• Over the Edge: What kind of weird shit is this?
• Theatrix: Shit happens 'cause it's in the script.
• Call of Cthulhu: Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
• HOL: Everything is shit.
• Psychosis: This shit ain't happening, man!
• Magic: The Gathering: Our shit is worth more than your house.
• Vampire: The Eternal Struggle: Same shit, different name.

• Students: Shit! I'm late for class!
• Cafeteria Food: Shit on a shingle.
• English Class: Let's analyze this shit in great detail.
• Physics: Shit/delta x
• Computer Science: Shit++

• Autism: I can't deal with this shit.
• Bobby Knight: If shit happens, lay back and enjoy it.
• Cult of the Sub-Genius: Bob says "shit."
• Druggies: This is gooood shit.
• Health Food Stores: 100% Natural shit.
• Moonies: Only good shit happens.
• Rastafarians: Can we smoke this shit?
• Sherlock Holmes: This shit, given its size and colour, is obviously from a large African Elephant given to watching MTV and eating at Hardees...
• Watson: No shit, Sherlock.
• Vampires: This shit bites.