Don't forget all the classical music they've destroyed, too. My students can’t tell Bach from Beethoven, but they sure know what commercials have ripped off the pieces I play in class. The ones that really piss me off are the ones that use Vivaldi and Mozart to pimp that fucking South African diamond cartel. Moments like that make me question the concept of public domain.

And strangely enough, Michael Jackson’s pedophilia doesn’t piss me off (and believe me, I do hate goddamn pedophiles) nearly as much as his exploitation of the Beatles catalogue.

"You say you want a revolution…" Yeah, and you whores at Nike will be the first ones up against the wall, motherfuckers.