Editor Log: December 2000 (thing)

December 2, 2000:

• Killed Insane Clown Posse by dh: "Proof positive that Detroit is the perfect vessel in which to create diseased minds." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Insane Clown Posse by SPUI: "fuck the world is a funny ass song by them."
• Killed persons of culture by Well, maybe: "Recent immigrants." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Sometimes porno sounds a lot like... well, porno! by fondue: "Well, somebody had to say it."

• Killed blood by Zorin: "It's also this really crappy DOOM clone." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed cheap by Rockwalrus: "Inexpensive or poorly made." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed size by Gaboon: "Does it matter? Ladies?" I killed it (and a reply "I like big hands") on E1 too.
• Killed penis by docwhat "!large" (note the clever hidden link). I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed penis by nobody "The size of your average paycheck after taxes have been taken out."
• Killed penis by small "me"
• Killed tiny by docwhat: "very !large\n\nSee: small" I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed vice by enterfornone: "everyone has a vice, and for some it's old 8 bit computers". I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed fucker by SydBarrett: "The thing that does the fucking, or that which fucks."
• Killed t by Autonomous Coward: "See also Mister T." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Y by surturz: "Is it just me, or does the letter Y look like a lady's crotch?"
• Killed F by surturz: "If you turn F sideways, it looks like an itty bitty machine gun.

• Killed PETAphile by recursive: "Mmm... Meat, food of the Gods." I considered killing radder's also, but decided against it."

• Killed Starcraft by ViKing: "A cute real-time strategy game, somewhat resembling the far more sophisticated Total Annihilation. Only someone with a name like MonkeySpanker might believe it to be superior." I killed it on E1 too.

• Killed Expanded Universe: More Worlds of Robert Heinlein by Steph: "Hey my name is Steph I like emo/hardcore music. Bands inclued...Saves The Day, Get Up Kids, Boy Sets Fire, At The Drive In and more..." Intetrestingly enough, his homenode is empty...
• Killed vegetarianism by MonkeySpanker: "Another irrational idea. See fleshophobia." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed militia by Neener: "A bunch of wacko people who think they should be able to own a gun. Most people are opposed to having a gun. The milita people blow up buildings and abortion clinics and believe the government shouldn't be trusted. They should all be arrested."
• Killed white trash by Neener: "White trash are stupid hick rednecks who own a gun and drive a pickup truck." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed money by EBinator: "What Weird Al Yankovic "calls Bill Gates for short.\n\nSee "It's All about the Pentiums"."
• Killed nudibranches by MonkeySpanker: "The 17th president of the United States. Also, a popular desert topping." I killed it on E1 too.

• Killed Nihil by nexxus: "See nihilism"
• Killed 14 by ookamaka: "While 14 may have been great, I must say that 17 wasn't quite what it was cracked up to be." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed 16 by wes: "Its a number.... and also some sweet memories." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed 26 by Hartsock: "If you're not done with under-graduate college by 26 you're definately pathetic./n/nless than 27 more than 25." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed 27 by Simeon2000: "Current total population of Canada." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed 30 by Hartsock: "A number between 29 and 31... but also the age when you are no longer young... but just adult." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed 33 by Rizzo: "the great mystery behind rolling rock beer". I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed 40 by qbwiz: "The only integer less than 41 and greater than 39."
• Killed 42 by Sarcasmo: "101010" (After killing it I noticed: Reputation 6. I don't give a damn about reputation.)

• Killed masturbation by jimmyCarter: "Something that is both good and free." Reputation 9. As I said, I don't give a damn about reputation.
• Killed masturbation by Replicant: "The one and only thing that is free and fun. The "finale" is the best part, sadly it doesnt last for long though. But after some training you can have a go shortly afterwards again."
• Killed masturbation apparatus by IvyNeko: "Something you use to masturbate with." I killed (nuked) it on E1 too. Should I kill the other writeup too?
• Killed Teledildonics will render masturbation obsolete in the near future. by dwyn: "No, it won't, but it will create a new class of losers who can't even get virtual sex.../n/nNodeshell rescued by dwyn, a freelance nodeshell rescuer."
• Killed Nostalgic masturbation by mat catastrophe: "Or, this could be when you think about past lovers while spanking the monkey./n/nNot that this is what I thought it meant to begin with. Really. It just occured to me. Honest."
• Killed agnostic by yam: "Half of a diagnostic."
• Killed Billgatus of Borg by adrianthomas: ""640K should be enough for everybody."" I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Kow of Borg by a life in hell: "We are Kow of Borg. You will be Assimilated. Resistance is futile. Moo."
• Killed Kow Klux Klan by a life in hell: "Headed by Cow Tse Tung, they believe in bovine superiority at the expense of all others. The like to wear sheets over their heads. Moo."
• Killed beer by Claw_: "You havn't had beer till you've had Frambois." I wanted to kill about ten other writeups there but they didn't quite deserve it.
• Killed Miller Lite by anthonyd: "Don't drink Miller Lite. Lite beer is for pansies. I don't mind regular Miller though." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Miller Lite by milnor: "Whatdayathink about the new cans, tho? Dontcha just love the As seen on TV? what a riot, dontcha think?" I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Coors by dannye: "The beer that a wussy drinks when he thinks he's being cool. So wimpy and diluted with rocky mountain water that it might as well be a sports drink."
• Killed piss water by ripraven: "piss water: Labatt Wildcat beer. oh, dear god!" I killed it on E1 too.

December 20, 2000

• Killed fork by ProKras: "Eating utensil, 4-pin, male."

• Killed ing by Morgan: "The ending to a shit load of words" I killed it on E1 too.

• Killed DR2 by sporter: "see: Dark Reign 2"
• Killed little boys by kail: "young human males. these often arouse older men who are on television such as peewee herman and michael jackson" I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Larva by f1r3br4nd: "There is no Webster 1913, there is only Zool.!"
• Killed Inventor of the Internet by JeffMagnus: "See Al Gore." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Fred Norris by The_Egghead: "another Howard Stern cohort.. rarely funny.." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Fred Norris by sevhed: "the funniest guy on the stern show in a kind of sociopathic freak kind of way." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed boobies by rws: "A mean way of saying "thingies"" I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed boobies by RJack-45: "To be pronounced properly, the voice must crack on the first syllable."
• Killed red king by kzinti: "Sshhhh. Don't wake the Red King."

• Kiilled dildo by jfunk: "A device which I have never used. Honest... See ass chip." I killed it on E1 too.
• Kiilled dildo by bozon: "my all time favorite is the elephant with a battery-powered trunk"
• Killed Billy Joel by : "On of the most talented American composers and musicians." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Big Brother Alan by fondue: "Al Murray. "If it's too difficult, I can't understand it."" I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed histoid by bozon: "someone who studies history stuff". I killed it on E1 too. Why? Because it's wrong!
• Killed The stupidity of my mother by Buick: "She grounded me from my car. So now she get/has to take me everywhere...good one mom."

• Killed guardian by Kubla Khan: "Also how you win the game if you're playing Zerg in StarCraft."
• Killed Imperial Star Destroyer by screechco2000: "Just another name for a Star Destroyer that Everything didn't pick up as an alternative." I killed it on E1 too.
• Killed Imperial College by sm597: "Where the student ratio of men to women is 3:1."

• Killed 1024 by burnboy: "The number of leather wearing elephants with monkeys typing on typewriters on their backs that reaches a point of just about too many.\n\nboredom makes you think of stupid stuff"
• Killed 23021377-1 by aard: "More than 3."

• Killed Danny DeVito by Semaphore Cowboy: "I like Danny Devito"

• Killed How to offend any Trekkie by Actuary X: "Call 'em a "trekker" instead of a "trekkie"."

Notice how I do it by month. This makes it easier to find why your writeup was killed if you don't know the exact date, and it only gets me one writeup per month. No NFN for me!

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