"CANNOT PROCESS" the error read.
"Fucking computers" is what I said.

What must I do - What must I try
To fix these errors before I die?

"Read the manual" the sysadmin said.
And So I read comic books instead.

Nibbles, bits, and bytes,
Whatever I try, the computer fights.

Unix, Linux, and Microsoft,
I've tried them all and still am lost.

Hardware, software, icons and GUIs,
Are all very confusing to us newbies.

LAN, WAN, PC, MAC...
Acronym hell is where I'm at!

Screw it all - Screw each damn thing!
I'll make my Escape to Everything!