For entertainment purposes only (thing) by Glorious Weirdo

Usually fine print-ese for: "We know this product is for something illegal and/or immoral and/or fun. However, because this is a more-or-less free country, we can manufacture it and sell it anyway to an eager public. So, have fun with your bazooka/missile launcher /wiretap / black box /lockpicks /torture device /radar masker /pornography /sex toy /meth lab kit /hemp seeds /tarot cards /nuclear device instructions /fake ID press but for heavens' sakes DON'T SUE US, because we'll claim we sell them for...um...entertainment, never mind the detailed instructions in the box. Neener neener."

For educational purposes only means basically the same thing.

My parents conspire to make me a porn star	A man with a tapeworm up his nose	I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them	Y0u'v3 b33n Hax0r3d!
Random psychiatric disorder diagnosis kit	Food That Looks At You Is a Bad Idea	Looks like 1984 was only n years off	Data center games
Flossing your nasal cavity with a piece of spaghetti	You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve	cubicle feng shui	fine print
All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku	Masturbation	"dannye": Absurd Liberal Myth	Some things dannye taught me without trying
lockpick	Chitchat	Acumen	Code Monkey
wasabi	March 30, 2008	Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction	Proof of Age