but seriously folks--some real life ones here:

- Um, do you like sf movies? want to go, er, see The Matrix?
- Nice .plan! Wanna talk?
- Wuh-mon!
- There's a gaming convention this weekend. I'm staff, I can get you in for free.
- Check it out, I paid $55 for this $20 RPG manual at your gaming convention's charity auction. Let's go for Chinese food.

Two of those are yours truly, one is my SO's, one is Torg's, one is some idiot on my system. I could think of more but they're too depressing, because geeky pick-up lines tend to suck more than the average {and that's REALLY saying something!). Few geeks, male or female, know how to flirt.