Fry an egg. This is accomplished by breaking an egg or two onto a heated skillet with oil in it (I use canola, it's not as tasty as bacon grease but you should be blotting off the fat anyway). Add a pinch of salt. Put the fried egg(s) between two slices of bread or toast. Add a slice of cheese if you're really hungry. Eat. Fast, and better than it sounds. Also a good commuter/late for school breakfast.