University of Chicago Slogans (idea)

The University of Chicago can best be defined by the series of unofficial slogans its students have created over the years. My favourites:

• Where fun comes to die
• Where the end of the world began
• Where the men all look like Woody Allen, and the women do too
• Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lie down until it goes away (spoken by a former university president)

And, of course, there's our two school chants:

• Herodotus, Thucydides, The Peloponessian War!
  X², Y², Who the hell are we fighting for?
  Go, Chicago!
• cheerleader: C-H!
  crowd:Chicago!
  cl:C-H!
  cr:Chicago!
  cl:C-H!
  cr:Chicago!
  cl:What's C-H for?
  cr:Methane!