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O Lord my Savior and my Master, I, Thine unprofitable servant, with fear and trembling give thanks unto Thy loving goodness for all Thy breasts which Thou hast placed so abundantly before me, Thy servant. I fall down in adoration before Thee and Thy breasts and offer Thee, O god, my praises for this MAGNIFICANT creation; with fervor I cry to Thee: O God, deliver me henceforth from all adversities and mercifully fulfill in me such of my desires for thine beautifully round creation as may be expedient for me. Hear me, I entreat Thee, and have mercy, for Thou art the Hope of all the ends of the earth, and unto Thee, with the Father, and the Holy Spirit, be ascribed glory, now and ever, and unto ages of ages.

~Tony Toepfer~
Parody of one of many Catholic Prayers of Thanksgiving