Some of the exchanges between John and Mary:

"How I love to be alone in the country."
"But... I'm with you."
"...How I love to be alone in the country."


"You always hurt the one you love."
"I'll take off the cactus suit."
"Speak to me! Say something! Tell me you love me! Tell me you hate me!"
"Which?"
"I've... I've got something to tell you."
"...What?"
"...Cardinal Richelieu died in 1642."
"All right, so mother was wrong!"