(idea) by Ground Control Tue Aug 15 2000 at 14:14:20
  • Drive offensively. If you use high-powered energy weapons to vaporize all opposition on the road, you're much less likely to get into a serious accident. You will still technically be hitting the other cars, but you won't take much damage as they will have become clouds of charged particles.
  • Drink. If you drink to the point of unconsciousness before you even get your keys out, you're not driving anywhere and therefore are much less likely to get in a car accident. Very few people get into car accidents when passed out on a pool table or a friend's couch.
  • Take the bus. That way, if you get in an accident, it'll be a bus accident, not a car accident.
I like it! 1 C!