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My new idea for a money-making venture. I got this idea when a friend of mine working at a temp job complained that her job could be done by a trained monkey (the job essentially consisted of walking around an office taking pieces of paper from place to place).

So I thought, why not use trained monkeys? They'd work for a lot cheaper (probably for bananas and occasional moist monkey love) and that way I could undercut the prices of all other temp agencies and still make a huge profit.

Anyone know where I could get a monkey trainer?