Whaddaya mean, you don't know the Capital of Uberwald?

To get some non sexual content onto this piece of html, Bonk, pronounced "beyonk" is of course the capital of the mysterious ethnic conglomerate of Uberwald on the increasingly detailed mapped Discworld.

A rather dark place with narrow streets and houses build like fortresses (to keep the suckers out), Bonk is being ruled by an uneasy triumvirate of Dwarfs, Vampires and Werewolfs. The rule is being enforced by a rather gloomy townwatch which doesn't really know whose will it is enforcing.

For some reason their population seem to have a slight accent and pronounce their "W"'s like "V"s (as in "vot do you vant") their "a"'s like "o"'s and their "th" like a "z" (as is "vot ze hell"),

Culinary highlights are fatsup, beer and sausages with real meat in them.

Source: The fifth elephant, Terry Pratchett, Corgi 1999