Monday, April 30th
Catbox, around 16:00 AT (Atlantic Time) - After Hooverdirt's loud playing of
La Creation du Monde (tableau 2),
Ouroboros announced that the 'current
violist was replaced by a
saxophonist'. Aggravated by this unbelievable
action,
Hooverdirt immediately declared war on Ouroboros by playing Harsanyi's
Le Tourbillon Mecanique.
While Ouroboros
readied his propellors on a remark to find
George Antheil's CDs, Hooverdirt's infantery
crossed
Ouroboros's borders, guided by the marching tunes from
Hanns Eisler's
Dans les Rues.
However,
Ouroboros (who appeared to know the latest
Modernistic percussive tactics) commanded his forces to strike back
with an evasive attack on
Romanticism by heralding
Hindemith's
Kammerkonzertes.
After a sudden retreat of Hooverdirt's forces on
Verklärte Nacht around the fields of
Schoenberg, Hooverdirt's artillery
fired some of Revueltas 's
Sensemaya nodeshells. A sudden counterstrike from
Ouroboros's
Steve Reich tunes was
answered with a last minute
Dave Brubeckian flank attack.
Knowing that a
musical warfare-expert like Ouroboros might exhaust his resources, Hooverdirt, accompanied by the last note of
La Creation du Monde (which was
naturally played by
Ouroboros's saxophonist), finally decided to sign peace with
Ouroboros.
Ouroboros confirmed to close this shameless page in
E2's History
by announcing peace in
harmony between the two
Modernists and
acknowledging Hooverdirt's
Music-Fu.