(person) by IWhoSawTheFace Mon Dec 05 2005 at 17:49:16
  • Sniff the milk
  • Eat over the sink
  • Wash when the sheets stink
  • Check messages rarely
  • After opening the refrigerator door, wondering briefly what is in that tupperware container (it's been there forever) but not checking.
  • Buy wrinklefree clothing
  • Fall asleep while the television is on
  • Put money aside for a large screen flat panel television
  • Get asked to help other people move in. A lot.
  • Know the local football team’s standings, but not where Iraq is
  • Know the functions of all the buttons of the remote control, including the TRACKING button
  • Check plants every four weeks
  • Don’t get asked to watch other people’s pets when they’re traveling
  • Get asked to go to weddings. Get asked not to give toasts
  • Ponder how to get past that First Date hurdle
  • Allow 15 minutes of apartment cleaning before you expect a visit from a MOTOS.
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