a
cheesy little
blurb i wrote
freshman year of college about how lonely
noble gasses must be. I can't vouch for the accuracy of the
alleged chemical reactions mentioned because i got a D in chemistry.:
I'm just a lonely xenon molecule
what will become of me?
I have a full valence shell
theres nothing I can really be
im destined to stay here alone
for all eternity
They say someday that I will bond
they say im really not alone
they say a flourine-xenon bond
once formed forever has to hold
but if its really possible
its something that ive never known
it sucks to be a noble gas
it sucks with my full valence shell
I drift about and hit the walls
in my enclosing beaker hell
And no one really likes me cuz
ive got no color, shape or smell
yes I hate being xenon
because I have no one to hold
Anyone will bond with sodium
or dumb whores like iron or Gold
but having no attractive charges
begins quickly to get old