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Bruce Campbell is best known and loved for his macho, often chauvinist lines in the Evil Dead/Army of Darkness movies. Here are a few of the best:

The classics:
"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
"Hail to the king, baby."
"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow."
"Honey, you got real ugly."
"Yo, she-bitch ... let's go."
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"Come to papa..."

Others:
"I'm not that good..."
"Closest I can figure it the year is 1300 AD and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this. I had a real life... once."
"Say hello to the 21st century!"
"My name is Ash, and I am a slave."
"Buckle up bonehead, cause you're going for a ride."
"Klatu Verata Nicto."
"See this? This is my boom stick!"
"Well hello Mr. Fancypants."
"It's a trick. Get an axe."
"Go ahead and run, run home and cry to mama."
"I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town."
"Well that's just what we call pillow talk, baby."
"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up."
"Hold it, nobody said anything about three books. Ooh, that stinking wiseman! He was so busy filling me full of his secret little words and his phrases and his boloney that he never said anything about this."
"Alright... who wants some... who's next?"
"Woah, wrong book."
"We can take these Deadites, we can take 'em... with science."
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