I'm at
work.
I'm at work, watching
my car.
I'm at work, watching my car, through a
window.
It is parked in a
two hour zone.
It is parked in a two hour zone, since nine forty-five.
It is parked in a two hour zone, since nine forty-five, and it is now eleven fifty-two.
There are other spaces nearby.
There are other spaces nearby, which I can see.
There are other spaces nearby, which I can see, which I could move my car into to avoid receiving a
parking fine.
I'm driving somewhere at
lunch.
I'm driving somewhere at lunch, which is at one.
I'm driving somewhere at lunch, which is at one, so I'll only have to move my car once to avoid receiving a ticket.
I'm not going to move my car.
I'm not going to move my car, and I'm not going to leave my seat.
I'm not going to move my car, and I'm not going to leave my seat, unless the
parking inspector comes.
If he comes I'm going to
get up.
If he comes I'm going to get up, and go outside.
If he comes I'm going to get up, and go outside, and talk to the
inspector.
I'm going to say I moved my car.
I'm going to say I moved my car, I drove it
around the block.
I'm going to say I moved my car, I drove it around the block, and parked it in the same
spot.
He'll never know.
The council-employed bastard.