Little-known facts about
Loon, who
nodes New York. He lives at
Union Square in a
small room with a tall roommate named
Micky.
On any given evening, after 5 PM, he might be seen
at a certain
sushi restaurant on 17th street. During the day, he is most
often found doing...well, nobody really knows for sure.
He wears
glasses, has a flat top
afro, and speaks
Mandarin with a
strange American accent. Known to participate in bizarre love triangles involving almost exclusively
Indian students from the
Stern School of Business.
Loon is an
actuary. lives in
Westchester County. He
thinks I'm pompous-- and he's right.
He's the type of person that you really would not expect at
first glance to wear
pleather pants. Or sing
Baby on Board. Or slap his own ass in front of hundreds of people. But he does, and is damn good at it.
Secret
lover of
Yossarian. Secret admirer of
thefez. Is
ASS.