Ten pounds of pure unadulterated solid-steel ass-whuppin' glory!
You think you can stand up to the All-Purpose Metal Whackin' Stick? You think your puny brittle bones can withstand even one smack from my All-Purpose Metal Whackin' Stick? You think your candy-shell skull is capable of taking a whackin' without crackin'?
WHACK!
Wrong, fucko!