No, not a tiny bicycle. Not a bicycle made of fruit or meat or candy. I can eat a bicycle. A Schwinn Sierra 700SL. It takes a little time, but I can eat it. All I require is a standard tool box, a large bottle of barbecue sauce, and some onion buns. Yes, I could eat one right now (I've been feeling a bit peckish). Of course, I can't really post any pictures of my culinary feat here, so you'd probably just act all cynical and call me a liar anyway.

Really, how can you live with yourself!