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In a dim
hall stands a
computer-
animated caricature of
Vincent Price. Below him are
ten numbered
buttons. Vincent says, "
What're you looking at? Wuss."
Button
1: Vincent turns very slightly
red. "Is that the
best you could do?
Pussy."
Button
2: Vincent turns slightly more
red. "Hey, check out my
tan! No
bikini lines!"
Button
3: Vincent gets a little
splotchy. "Okay,
cut it out,
punk, you're messin' with my
complexion now!"
Button
4: Vincent has a bunch of
red dots on his
face. "Hey, I'm a
movie star,
asshole! I was in '
Edward Scissorhands'"!
Button
5: Vincent turns very
red and
fans himself. "Whoo! How come it's getting so
hot? Check the
thermostat, bub!"
Button
6: Vincent gets a
nosebleed. "Okay,
fun's over, doucheba -- Goddamn! Sprung a
leak!"
Button
7: Vincent
vomits
blood. "
BLEEAAARGHH! Dammit! I'm gonna
kick your ass!"
Button
8: Vincent is
bleeding from his
ears and
eyes, too. "
Crap! My
eyes! You're
dead meat, scum!"
Button
9: Vincent grabs the
seat of his
pants. "Eww. It
ain't supposed to come out like
that!"
Button
10: Vincent
explodes in a
fountain of
blood. After a moment, his
eyeballs fall to the
floor and
squish into
puddles.
Vincent Price's
evil laughter from "
Thriller" plays over the
credits.