Shortest science fiction story ever (fiction)

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The World's Shortest Horror Story	Why the alternate worlds in science fiction are never our world	If Eve Had Failed to Conceive	Adven Turing
Longest science fiction story ever	Paris Hilton	Useless weapons in science fiction movies	Science fiction archetypical technology
Death toll likely to rise	The angstiest poem in the world	IMAO	Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
The shortest detective story ever	The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap	The Shortest Story Ever Told	Six Word Stories