Thank you for not sharing (idea) by K9

A couple of additions:

To all those who have broken up with somebody and refrained from whining about it in long emotional nodes - cheers, dudes.
To the people who have grown to know and love a particular operating system without feeling the need to proselytise about it. Respect is due.
To everyone who's been xp pack raped and let it pass, neatly done.
To anyone who held back on downvoting a stupid newbie writeup because, hell, we were all stupid once, te salutam.
to all those who do not detail every aspect of their pointless, dull and depressing lives in daylogs. Thank you on behalf of hard disk space as yet unused.

Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery	Why Deeahblita will never be late again	Bliss and the Art of Shower Massage Masturbation	How far are you from anything?
caught masturbating	Things I've learned from Everything	Props	the only person in the room
Newbie Rant	Genuflection	Honesty is the best policy.	Silence is golden
You have much to learn, Grasshopper	Where are all the stupid Americans?	Amplification Is The Curse Of Civilisation	Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
stating the obvious	decorum	intrusion	Is it possible to pack two transcendental numbers?
My friend has just broken up a marriage	Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives