A standup comedian from Long Island, NY, whose trademark is a one-liner joke followed by a subliminal afterthought.

Wendy has appeared several times on Late Show with David Letterman and the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She also won The American Comedy Awards' "Best Female Stand-Up Comic" award in 1997.

She has a very beautiful smile, and resembles Heidi Fleiss if you see her.

"I'm old-fashioned, you know. I like it when the guy pays ... for sex." -- Wendy Liebman

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

"My HMO charges me for a breast self-exam... It was a flat fee..."

"I've just stopped smoking... crack."

"Please don't drink and drive. I shouldn't drive and drive..."