If you do this you can
get away with
practically anything.
If you want to go
somewhere you arent really meant to be or do
something you arent really meant to do
then if you
walk fast enough and look
pissed off enough then no one will
mess with you.
The last time this worked for me was
yesterday morning on my way to
work.
For
various ( and
entirely legitimate -
I swear )
reasons I had to catch the
train without first purchasing
a
metcard.
When I arrived at my
destination, I was faced with a
problem in that the little
gates you have
to go through wont
open without one.
So I walked
fast, looked
annoyed,
vaulted the gate and
just kept going.
The eyes of the
Ticket Nazi at the gate
widened a little but he made no move to
stop me or
question my actions.
Then again perhaps he was just
surprised at such a
sudden burst of athleticism from a
man in a grey flannel suit.