Today, what you node has about a 40% chance of
not sucking.
Tomorrow is looking better, with a 65% chance of being salvagable, with a 25% chance you'll be able to repair today's damage.
You may proceed.
I try the rip-cord to no avail.
Hmm...gonna take more this morning.
Let's see, whip out the crank, find the notch for it...alright, all set. I try the crank to get 'er going, again without success
Whelp, really stuck today. Maybe some caffeine to oil the gears, get things going? No? I'm afraid I can't give you anything more powerful while you're at work. You see, some of these older guys could spot you on a high the second you walk in, as they've spent their share of time "expanding their minds."
I do believe you're shit outta luck, mi amigo. Drink some chai tea and practice your tai chi tonight, and maybe you'll be more pliable tomorrow.
Today, what you node has about a 40% chance of not sucking.
Tomorrow is looking better, with a 65% chance of being salvagable, with a 25% chance you'll be able to repair today's damage.