Canadian Political Parties (idea)

Here's why I don't want to vote for any of the political parties in Canada:

• Liberal Party of Canada - They sit on their ass all the time and do nothing because they want to be re-elected. They therefore cannot do anything that might make someone unhappy.
• New Democratic Party of Canada - Our government doesn't have any money (mmm, debt), but the NDP will find a way to spend more anyways.
• Canadian Conservative-Reform Alliance Party (C-Crap) - They intend to americanize our country, because American politicians make more money than them, and they're envious.
• Progressive Conservative Party of Canada - They'll sit on their ass all the time because they think it's the right thing to do to preserve the status quo. Except, of course, when a bill comes before them offering a pay raise.
• Bloc Quebecois - Need you really wonder why? Sovereignty Association is like being independant while you live at home and have your parents pay your bills.
• Communist Party of Canada - There is nobody from this party running in my area. poo.