I would suggest a different approach:

  1. When the alarm clock goes off, hit the Snooze button.
  2. Eight or nine minutes later, the annoying thing comes back again. Hit the damn snooze button once more.
  3. Some time later, there comes the stupid alarm clock again! Damn, they never give up! This time just turn off the alarm completely.
  4. Wake up twenty minutes later, in despair. You lost a lot of precious time! Run like mad to the shower.
  5. Turn on the hot water faucet to the max. Let it roll and take a pee in this meantime to maximize your timing.
  6. Since you're half asleep, you realize a little late that you are peeing outside the toilet. Damnit! Spend 5 minutes cleaning it.
  7. You're wasting a lot more time than you can afford! Rush to the shower! Of course, the water has been flowing for a while and is now boiling hot. Unfortunately, you only realize this after getting burned.
  8. Your screams wake up your wife and kids (if any).
  9. Take a quick shower. You're really late now.
  10. After you get out of the shower, you notice you forgot to shave. Damn! Waste some 15 more minutes shaving and 10 minutes after that looking for band-aids to cover your cuts.
  11. Since you took way too long doing all this, you should feel like doing number 2 now. Naturally, it sucks taking a crap after you take a shower, but what can you do? Spend 15 more minutes on this noble activity.
  12. Get dressed as fast as you can.

And here you stand, dressed, clean and shaved. Ready for the day ahead. Until...

(you wake up two and a half hours later and realize you've been sleeping all this time and dreaming all this. Oh man... Next time, wait until you get out of bed before turning off the stupid alarm clock).