Flags! Balls! Masks! Poles! Fluid rules! A sample:

Calvin: I touched you with the ball. I move to third base.
Hobbes: Not until you sing the tiger song.
C: But I was in the no-song zone.
H: But I have the flag, which makes the no-song zone a song zone.
C: Fleabag!
H: Chowderhead!
(Fight ensues).

Finish with The I'm Very Sorry Song.