Beer that has had the alcohol removed from it (or never put in it).
All the taste of a cheap american lager without that annoying "buzz" sensation.
I have yet find an
alcohol free beer whose taste even came close to that of
the real thing. Really, in my
opinion, alcohol free
beer is equivelent to
orgasm free
sex, sure it can still be enjoyable but it's just missing
that certain something.