(Sung to the tune of "Windy" by The Association)
Who's nibbling on the tips of my fingers?
Who's drooling on the side of my face?
Who's got her claws dug into my flesh now?
Everyone knows it's kitty!
Who's leaping to the top of my dresser
Knocking all of my stuff to the floor?
Who's horking hairballs on my good sheets now?
Everyone knows it's kitty!
And kitty has yellow eyes
That flash when she hears houseflies
And kitty's breath makes me cry,
"Oh God, what died? (Oh God, what died?)
Dear God, what diiiiieeeed?"
Who's curling up on my pillow so cutely?
Who's got a purr that's louder than love?
Who's rubbing up against me all sweetly?
Everyone knows it's kitty!
For the Silly Songs Quest