The dumbest customer of the day award goes to . . .
I pick up the phone.
"Hey, uh, this is Jim Kerflucktahbooey. I picked up my
prescription earlier but the bag says it's somebody else's."
[Oh crap.] "What name is on the bag?"
"Jim Kerflucktahbooey."
"We have no other customers with that name."
"But it says I live at
742 Evergreen Terrace in
Springfield. I live at
13 Spooner Street in
Quahog. You've got the
wrong Kerflucktahbooey!"
"Where do you work?"
"At the
widget plant."
"Okay. That's the
insurance we ran it through. What's your
Social Security Number."
"
577-60-1114."
"That's what we have on file. Did you used to live in Springfield?"
"Well, yes."
"At 742 Evergreen Terrace?"
[Long pause.]
"
Ohhhhhhhhhh . . . Umm. Merry Christmas. Bye."
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
[Names and locations have been changed to protect the extremely stupid. The Social Security Number I gave out above is J. Edgar Hoover's. ]