I got really trashed and ended up sleeping (vividly) on my friend Jasmin's couch, but right before I went to sleep she made me a peanut butter and honey sandwhich, which I had never had before.

Jasmin showed me her spreadable honey (and that's not an innuendo), which was another new thing for me. It was really just honey with a different (slightly buttery) consistency. It was a unique idea, (and the sandwich was very good!), but other than that it wasn't all that remarkable.

When I slept I had the most surreal dream about spreadable lettuce. It looked like bright green algae with a grainy texture similar to my sister's exfoliating facial mask and it came in a little tub like butter. There was also a low cholesterol margarine equivolent. I remember something about it trying to communicate by bubbling prime numbers in morse code.

Very unusual.