Before simply annoying everyone with bad aaview-generated ASCII art, I'll also include an interesting factoid: According to a page on the history of Tux, his name isn't short for "tuxedo," but instead is an acronym for "Torvalds' UniX." Of course, the connotation of a tuxedo suit is there.

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