Ahem.

Please explain to your audience how exactly Heaven's Gate is associated with Kool-Aid. As far as I can remember, we're pros who used applesauce, pudding, and vodka. No kid stuff. This whole suicide thing is a fairly serious deal, and you can be assured that once I'm into a certain philosophy enough to cut off my balls and shave my head, I'm not going to want to spend my important last moments on Earth clapping my hands until Kool-Aid man bursts through the god damn Rancho Santa Fe wall.

Please think a little more before associating my fine religion with dangerous cults like the People's Temple or Apple Computer.