"He has balls, and they hang well."

This latin phrase is reportedly spoken by Cardinal as part of the procedures used to invest a new Pope in the Catholic Church (see Barbara Walker's The Woman's Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets). The lore has it that after the incident with Pope Joan, the Church wanted to be sure that all furture Popes were, in fact, male. Therefore, the nominated Pope must sit robed with no underwear on a ringed stool while the Cardinal verifies from one floor below that he has, in fact, the goods.

My Everything motto.