Riding home from school on the bus, I looked at my friend Sohpia and said, "Isn't the school supposed to blow up today?"

"Yeah," she said and blinked, and looked back at me.

I asked, "What?"

"I forgot my library book in my locker."

"I don't think you'll be fined if it blows up."

"Yeah, I know, but...if I don't have a book to read, what am I going to do with no school?"

"Well, I dunno...what is there to do? Other than nothing...um...well, we could always sell tickets to watch it explode from the really high hill behind the school..."

"Mmm...I love the smell of profit in the afternoon."